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Ogri MCC Landrover Display Team
There we were (Steve VP, Slim, Shunt and Togs) on our way back from a blinding weekend at the Klepps clubhouse, and before I start, I must send a big thanks to Pete, Jack and all the Klepps for some of the best hospitality that I have ever had. So where were we, oh yeah, on the Sunday, on our way back in Slim's Landrover Disco, on the motorway in Belgium, minding our own bloody business, nursing a few hangovers and getting some shuteye.
When we came up on the Antwerp car park, this place makes the M25 look fast. So a quick adjustment to the Tom Tom and we were off onto the E34. It seems that it is perfectly acceptable to tailgate at 6inches in Belgium but the guy behind us in the Hyundai SUV type piece of shit was taking the piss.
Next thing I know the Hyundai piece of shit, driven I might add by a fucking fat ginger fuck head Belgian under takes Slim and cuts us up by about 4 foot, and then proceeds to slam (not dab) slam his fucking anchors on, what came next happened in slow time, Slim hit the anchors and tried to avoid smacking fat ginger C##T in the ass and realised we were heading straight for a 20ft drop and a canal, so turned the disco to avoid that.
That is when we flipped onto the side and did our ski Sunday bit for the next 150m down the motorway. We laugh now, but at the time, I was shitting myself, sparks smoke and metal on tarmac at 65mph is not place you want to be. We came to a stop, jumped out and got our shit together, the only injury being Slim's arm, which he tried to use a brake on the tarmac when his window came through. None the less, a nasty injury.
Fat ginger C##T had the balls to walk up and demand that it was not his fault; luckily a few people stopped and pointed the finger straight at the wanker. So Slim was packed off to the hospital, the rest of went with the recovery wagon back to there place in the middle of fucking nowhere, but they were brilliant and looked after us until AXA insurance rescue got there asses into gear to get us home. In the mean time, the WAGS were informed and the news went around the club. Big thanks to all that text and phoned to offer help with getting us home.
But so you know, here is how the trip home went -
We had the crash at 1130hrs and we got to the clubhouse at about 0100hrs.
All in all we have had better fucking days
Togs
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When we came up on the Antwerp car park, this place makes the M25 look fast. So a quick adjustment to the Tom Tom and we were off onto the E34. It seems that it is perfectly acceptable to tailgate at 6inches in Belgium but the guy behind us in the Hyundai SUV type piece of shit was taking the piss.
Next thing I know the Hyundai piece of shit, driven I might add by a fucking fat ginger fuck head Belgian under takes Slim and cuts us up by about 4 foot, and then proceeds to slam (not dab) slam his fucking anchors on, what came next happened in slow time, Slim hit the anchors and tried to avoid smacking fat ginger C##T in the ass and realised we were heading straight for a 20ft drop and a canal, so turned the disco to avoid that.
That is when we flipped onto the side and did our ski Sunday bit for the next 150m down the motorway. We laugh now, but at the time, I was shitting myself, sparks smoke and metal on tarmac at 65mph is not place you want to be. We came to a stop, jumped out and got our shit together, the only injury being Slim's arm, which he tried to use a brake on the tarmac when his window came through. None the less, a nasty injury.
Fat ginger C##T had the balls to walk up and demand that it was not his fault; luckily a few people stopped and pointed the finger straight at the wanker. So Slim was packed off to the hospital, the rest of went with the recovery wagon back to there place in the middle of fucking nowhere, but they were brilliant and looked after us until AXA insurance rescue got there asses into gear to get us home. In the mean time, the WAGS were informed and the news went around the club. Big thanks to all that text and phoned to offer help with getting us home.
But so you know, here is how the trip home went -
- We crash due to big fat ginger wanker
- Recovery wagon to garage (Slim Ambulance hospital)
- Jaguar from Garage to Garage peoples house
- Taxi from Garage peoples house to Hospital to collect Slim
- Taxi from Hospital to Calais - Taxi driver was a wanker, and the decision to take us from the Hospital to Calais took about 2.5 fucking hours.
- Ferry from Calais to Dover
- Another fucking taxi (this guy was alright) from Dover to Gatwick
- Pick up a Hire car at Gatwick
- And then off to the clubhouse
- Then
- Steve VP on his Harley is the pissing rain back home
- Slim in the Micro hire car to Robs
- Shunt on his ZL in the pissing rain back home
- Me in my car back home
We had the crash at 1130hrs and we got to the clubhouse at about 0100hrs.
All in all we have had better fucking days
Togs
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